This Year’s Hottest College Looks | CH Shorts

This Year’s Hottest College Looks | CH Shorts

September 25, 2019 100 By Kody Olson


– School is back in session, and we’re ready to show you the hottest looks in collegiate fashion. – Get ready to see these
styles everywhere on campus this fall. – Ooh, who’s this coming down the runway? Why it’s sophomore Tyler McClintock with a look that just screams, “I go to this school!” – Yes, and it’s not gonna stop screamin’ any time soon. – He’s got university logo’s
on absolutely everything, as if he might forget
what school he attends. – Or as if other people might forget, but how can they when
he mentions his school in every sentence? – We get it Tyler. – And here’s Melissa Gonzales, Melissa is a senior who’s
look reflects the deep apathy that has festered inside her for years. – She is Done with all of this and she does not care anymore. I love the colors on her top. – Yes, those are all food stains. In fact, it’s more stain than shirt now. – She rolled out of bed on Tuesday and she hasn’t showered since. – And honestly, who cares? – Not Melissa, that’s why she’s
wearing broken flip-flops. – Tre chique. – And here come the
freshman. Get a load of them. – None of these little turds have ever purchased their own clothes, and you can tell. – Casual, formal, anywhere in between, they always look like they’re
cosplaying as their dads. God they look awful. – The clothes may not fit
any body type on earth, but they were a great deal at Costco. – Kirkland’s got my signature. Oh, and who is that moving
so quickly down the catwalk? – I don’t know, but she
had a very heavy backpack and somewhere to be. I love the mystery inherent in that look. Where is she going? Why is she always late? Does she need everything in that backpack? – We may never know. Oh! And who’s this? That’s not Martin Kollowski is it? – It sure is, he’s just
made an active decision to change his look this year and you can tell.
– You can tell for sure. Wow, with an ensemble like that you’d think Martin must
have a personality. But you would be surprised. – Oh our sweet little Martin had a disappointing year last year and he is workin’ to reinvent himself. – But nothing is working as hard as that turtle neck scarf combo. I mean is his neck
super cold or something? – No, he just wants people
to think he’s an artist, and he’s only ever seen them on TV. – How exhausting. – Ooh, Molly Greenwald
is looking very nice, and very basic.
– Very basic. – And a classic, ever
fashionable pea coat. – Molly is also freezing her ass off, because this coat has no insulation. – Yes, at some point you learn that you’ll have to choose
between comfort and fashion. – How stupid. – That’s it for this season’s
back to school fashion show. Tune in in 10 years to hate
the way all of this looks. (both laughing) (punching sound effect playing) – I’m glad those bad
fashion days are behind me. – Oh certainly, this will
never go out of style.