Careers

December 3, 2019 0 By Kody Olson


I am a sailor, I live in the bellybutton of the sea, the naval academy I’m a doctor, you know I’ve got ADD, I run out of patience I’m a garbage man, and I’m a personal trainer, we take care of people’s waists I’m a bank robber, and I’m a priest, you know we always are chaste Pick your career, choose your profession Take a seat, class in session There are no small jobs, work 40 hours a week If you’re a mountain climber or stripper, just give them a peak I’m a chef, and I’m a math teacher, we both know how to make good pie I am a lawyer, and I’m a hooker, we both know how to give a good lie I’m the president, give me a bill, I’ll veto it I’m Rebecca Black, and I’m a poet Pick your career, choose your profession Take a seat class in session When choosing a career, there is nothing to fear Make your intentions clear, and let out a big cheer There are so many jobs From teacher to witch burning mobs Mary, Carry, or Sherry,Terry, or even Jerry Keep hitting on your secretary Pick your career, choose your profession Take a seat class is in session And now, you probably one last question How do I get a job in this freaking recession?