An Evil Clown Terrorizes the 2004 Draft Class | Gridiron Heights S4E9

An Evil Clown Terrorizes the 2004 Draft Class | Gridiron Heights S4E9

January 6, 2020 100 By Kody Olson


– No, no, no, no, no, no. Don’t turn it over again, Jameis. Not again. – HELLO, JAMEIS. – I’m not supposed to talk to strangers, or the media, or my teammates— – I’m Franchise, the dependable clown.
Would you like to join me- Oh your decision-making just naturally puts you in the sewer? OK, this was easy. – Welcome to a meeting of the fluffing losers club. – I haven’t seen you guys since our rookie year. Why now? – The evil clown is back, and it’s going to terrorize.
Gridiron Heights with everyone’s worst fears! – Wait, where’s Ben? – BACK UP, BACKUPS! – 🎶RUDOLPH THE BROWN-NOSING STARTER. 🎶 – [Evilly:] QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK. – Flipping CLOWN not gonna fudging get ME. – We made a deal. Remember? – YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT ME, 2004 DRAFT CLASS. -I’m fluffing Phil Rivers, and you don’t
froggin’ mess with New York! – 🎶YOU CAN’T WIN THE AFC. 🎶 – Sorry, San Diego. – Eli frogging stole my life! – Chirp chirp. You’ll lose forever, Larry. – No, 2004 is our last rebuild! – I’ll be back! – I don’t get why they don’t just run through each other. – Don’t question it. We’re just a PlayStation ad. – PlayStation 4, the best place to play. – Can’t frickin’ believe we gotta save the GD day again. – What’s this? Oh no! IT’S DANGEROUS TO RUN. – MAKE THE STRANGE MAN GO AWAY. – NO! Well, you know, maybe I could start…BUT NO. – AHHH!!! – Look, it’s not real! – YOU’LL NEVER BE PHILLY SPECIAL! – AHHHHHHHH! – Hey there monster, what’s new with you? – You don’t get to play for two weeks. -AHHHHHHHHH! – YOU’RE MINE, MARIOTA. – It’s not real. – Um, I think that’s actually Ryan Tannehill. – THIS WAY! – OK, well Larry is clearly a Hall of Famer, right? – Eli has the rings. – But Phil’s consistency, my God! – [All three:] AHHHH! – 🎶You don’t inspire us! 🎶 – I’VE TRIED TO GIVE BACK TO THE GAME AS MUCH AS IT’S GIVEN TO ME! – Everyone doggon loves you. – That means a lot. – YOU’LL THROW FLOATERS TOO. – It’s me. Matt Shaub! Also 2004 draft class! – Oh, yeah.
– AHHH!
– Oh my God! – Don’t hurt me, Eli. – I can’t…But he can. – Hey, 2004 Eli, F–K you. – WOAH. – I’m a Hall of Famer…to my friends. – OK, SO, UH, OUR DRAFT CLASS WILL JUST STAY HERE?